Ok, I'm going to keep this brief.
She used to have hair like this:
Now she has hair like this:
A choppy scissors incident led to an angry mum finding the shortest piece of hair and cutting straight across...into a bob. And so it is that my child now has short hair.
S is no longer allowed to cut and paste at home. Mum will keep in mind that leaving the room to get something is apparently not ok... x